April: THE ELF
I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith, or some shit.
Personality: You are a creature of spring! Butterflies, budding leaves, swirly dances, burbling creeks, shoulder pads, gently tufted eyebrows: these are your domain. People find you charming, fascinating, and painfully attractive, and yet for some reason they can't stand you.
Career Choices: Pet sitter; aimless aristocrat; hairdresser; poet; newscaster.
Love Signs: I hear that Pirates lead fabulous, exciting lives, filled with nature! Maybe you should go talk to one!
Courtesy of Ith